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Searching for a great book to send your kids off to Sleepy Town -- without numbing your own brain in the process?
Look no further than THIS BOOK IS OVER! -- a ridiculous romp through the nightly rituals parents endure just to shuffle their kiddos off to Dreamland. Jam-packed with sorry excuses, bad jokes, and zero teachable moments, THIS BOOK IS OVER! is designed to distract children long enough for sleep to take hold. (Thereby enabling parents to get on with the important stuff like binge-watching their favorite shows.) A must-have for your night time literary arsenal, THIS BOOK IS OVER! is guaranteed not to take itself seriously so you can, too. When you're done messing around with other slumber story options -- and are ready for some serious sleep time nonsense -- pick up THIS BOOK IS OVER! by jonny Hal.
Looking for a great little bedtime story?
Well you’ve come to the wrong place. THERE IS NO STORY HERE! is the highly anticipated follow-up to the smash hit THIS BOOK IS OVER! Inside these pages you’ll find pirates and princesses, teddy bears and unicorns, and absolutely no story whatsoever. Requirements: one or more children (optional), a light source (if dark), and an ability to keep a straight face. Warning: may cause giggling, parent-child bonding, and drowsiness. Do not operate heavy machinery while reading THERE IS NO STORY HERE! If laughter persists for more than a few hours, please consult your librarian. THERE IS NO STORY HERE! by jonnyHal. Get it? Got it? Good! (now go to sleep).
